Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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Here’s the cliff notes version of assorted wacky hi-jinx the party has been up to:

  • 1 x Abortions, Demonic, Non-consensual
  • 1 x Acts of cannibalism
  • 1 x Act of exhibitionism
  • 2 x Acts of necrophilia
  • 4 x Acts of prostitution
  • 2 x Acts of pimping
  • 2 x Acts of public indecency (1 x public indecency with a potato)
  • 1 x Arson
  • 4 x B&E (shrine and 2 x private residence)
  • 1 x Blackmail/ Extortion
  • 1 x Contracts signed in blood
  • 8 x Cop Killing
  • 1 x Corpse desecration
  • 1 x Cruelty to animals (oops)
  • 1 (+1?) x Date Rape
  • 1 x Defecation in public
  • 1 x Drinks Spiked
  • 2 x Evidence tampering
  • 1 x Gang Bang (Nabila x 50 male drow soldiers)
  • 1 x Gang Rape
  • 15 x Henchmen and hirelings killed in the line of duty
  • 2 x Holy grounds defaced
  • 1 x Holy grounds looted, pillaged and burned
  • 1 x Kidnapping
  • 3 x Male Rape
  • 1 x Masturbation with gooey remains
  • 1 x Matricide (Sindra vs. Nhilonia Everhafin)
  • 2 x Orgies witnessed
  • 2 x Party Members involuntarily drugged
  • 6 x Party members KIA (1 x friendly fire death)
  • 2 x Party members slain (PK’d) (Ohda, Ruxpin the Halfling)
  • 1 x Party member suicide while under the effects of recreational drugs after force-fed drugs by the party’s pusher while under the effects of recreational drugs done willingly by a consenting adult character with a WIS score lower than a barnyard animal
  • 4 x Party members resurrected via dark magic
  • 2 x Party members resurrected via recreational drugs (Izzy, Haglagl)
  • 1 x Participation in Fantasy Fight Club
  • 1 x Participation in Fantasy Mortal Kombat
  • 1 x Patricide (Kelvin vs. Maximilian Wickworth)
  • 1 x Playtime with Poo-Dough
  • 32 x Prison Guards slain
  • > 10 x Recreational drug use
  • 1 x Self-inflicted vorpal sword decapitation (Cleves)
  • 30+ x Slavery
  • 1 x Sororicide (Sindra vs. Mayraena Everhafin)
  • 1 x Swindling old men out of their coppers
  • 3 x Table Dancing
  • 2 x Tattoos Gone Wrong
  • 1 x Tavern fight
  • 7 x Tentacle Rape
  • 1 x Torture murder
  • 1 x Town wells poisoned
  • 2 x Threesomes

And a whole lot of petty theft and invasion of privacy. And skull fucking. A lot of skull fucking. And too many prostitutes bought and drugs made to really keep track of.

Death Counter:

Armando/Alejandra: 1
Big Betty: 1
Blondie: 1
Cleves/Haglagl: 2
Daven: 2
Granick: 1
Izzy: 2.5
Jeb: 1
Karishma: 1
Kelvin: 2
Logan: 2
Nabila: 2 (+ 4 body hops)
Ohda: 1
Oleander: 0
Orlando: 1
Ramsey: 2
Ruxandra: 2
Ser Bolton: 1
Sindra: 1
Vincente: 1

Abortions:

Big Betty: 1

Allies Deaths:

The crew of the Lady Lynn Robb, save Captain Monterrey and Androgynous Andy

Perpetrators of lethal friendly fire incidents:

Kelvin: 1
Oleander: 1
Ser Bolton: 1

Nights in jail by character:

Armando: 1
Big Betty: 1
Daven: 1
Granick: 1
Jeb: 1
Karishma: 1
Nabila: 1
Oleander: 6
Ramsey: 1
Ser Bolton: 0
Sindra: 1
Vincente: 1

Souls Sold:

Granick: 1

Total nights in jail: 16

Highest Number of Non Consensual Sex per Session: 8 (Session 34)

Sessions Without Additions To This List: Session 41

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